Dan's American Accent
Swinging with Hazel and Gus.
this is the cutest thing I have ever seen.
there are three levels to tumblr friendships:
1. super nice messages
2. slightly wierd messages
3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”
If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.
If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open
I don’t always shoot weddings, but when I do….
how I flirt
Jesus you gotta tell me what fabric softener you use
how hard is stuff to understand
Shut up, you’re trash
The girl who made this is 13 years old and trying to spread the message that it’s shitty to bully people for their gender identity. You and your psychotic followers are harassing someone who is barely a teenager just because she’s not brainwashed into believing that trans people are all holy angels who should be praised and coddled simply for being trans. Calling you trash would be a fucking compliment.
I don’t know whether to be really happy or want to vomit over the fact that a 13 year old gets this better than a bunch of high school and college graduates.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. I WANTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT MYSELF I LOVE THIS YAY.
PICK ME UP. RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
Andy’s toys couldn’t have gone to a more deserving child.